Tuesday, February 14, 2006

He's back!!!

A long time ago in a galaxy far far away
a weapon was forged with such awesome power that it was sent adrift amongst the stars for all eternity.
( * cue Darth Vaders theme music*)
Dom Dom Dom Da-da-dom da-da-dom

This weapon was not to be held by human hands. It was not to be weilded by any one being.
It is the power.
It is the might.
It is the master of disaster.
The king of sting.
The punch with crunch.
It is Froddo's ring.
It's Marciano's left hook and Foreman's jab all rolled in one.
It's the M-16..the B-52..The M-1..

If the Death Star was anything other than a massive killer orb, it would have been THIS..

Ladies and Gentlemen..
Take cover.
Hide the children.
Burn the crops before the army arrives.
It's coming.


Bow your heads ladies and gentlemen. And for the love of all that's holy...DO NOT LOOK DIRECTLY INTO THE LIGHT.

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. * UNLEASH THE HOUND!*
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.He's home.
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Yes, Wilson, my friend, you are home.






1 Comments:

At Wednesday, February 22, 2006 , Anonymous Anonymous said...

oh brother... what time is the parade scheduled? Are they going to erect a statue in the park?
Why don't you just lay a wreath...

I'm not scared. The Natural Ike will prevail.. _Mike

 

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